Robin Williams

Hi. It's me, Chris Walters. Do you know me? Of course you do - random strangers aren't googling me because they've seen that dumb desk movie I made. And besides, there are 119,000 matches for "chris walters" if you're going that route.

I turned 28 years old a couple of weeks ago. My grandma sent me a card in which she wrote, "Thank you for your concern when I was being old and had to go to the hospital." She also included ten dollars which, I think, was a birthday present and not a token of appreciation for my fifteen second phone call to her after she had her head x-rayed. My dad sent me a pre-paid credit card and was surprised that I spent it at American Apparel because its 'black people clothing.' When pressed about where he received this information, my father informed me that my sister had told him and she, too, was equally surprised that I was wearing black people clothing.
Oh, okay. I get it now.